I started watching The Biggest Loser last season when there was nothing on TV Tuesday nights. I was inspired by the alleged “transformations” of the “contestants.” Now I’m somewhat fluffy myself and after watching several episodes while chowing down on my favorite snack foods, the propaganda started working on me. I thought, “I could do that. They’re so inspiring! If she could lose that much weight, I could totally shed the pounds I have to lose and tone up like a swimsuit model.”
So I bought a Biggest Loser Jillian Michaels Fitness Video. After doing the workout one time, I’ve figured out their master plot. It’s true that the producers want to decrease the number of overweight Americans. They plan to accomplish this by convincing us to try the diet and exercise routine. However, the entire Biggest Loser franchise, Jillian Michaels specifically, is not working to help overweight Americans but rather attempting to kill fat people. Effectually, they’ll pick us off one by one like puffer fish in a barrel when we can no longer raise our arms or effectively move our legs. It seems fairly obvious to me at this point that the so called “contestants” are really just smoking hot athlete/models in remarkable stage makeup for a show that is to weight loss what the WWF is to real wrestling. No real pinchable overweight person can live through these workouts.
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